Local Strippers Mistakenly Think Athletes Need Incentive To Visit Strip Clubs

by BILLY GRAY · January 27, 2010

    Strippers from venerable midtown titty bar Rick's Cabaret have put charity before their bottom line by offering their bottoms for free! Sadly, the offer is limited to Jets players wallowing in Sunday's stinging loss. See what Avalon and friends (measurements included) said about the team below.


    "The Colts beat them but it was close. I want to show my appreciation for a great season," said Rick's Cabaret Girl Avalon (34D-25-33).

    "Football players are among our best customers," said Rick's Girl Stacy (32B-23-33). "We want to give some something back," she explained.

    "Who needs the Super Bowl? asked Rick's Cabaret Girl Cassandra (36D-24-33). "I know how to make them forget all their troubles."

    As for Erica (an enviable 34C-25-36):

    "And, besides, the guys look so cute in those tight uniforms."

    Just as Rick's ladies do in theirs. Beats cradling the pigskin!