Truman Capote is the 1960s gay best friend that you never knew you needed - until you didn't. Best known for his novels In Cold Blood and Breakfast at Tiffany's, the only people that loved Truman more than himself were his adored 'swans'. Of course, by swans, we mean the enviably stylish, trophy wife-esque, city socialites of the day that held Capote as a critical component of all things squad goals. Capote, on the other hand, had an ulterior motive in keeping the Real Housewives around; his true intentions resting in a tell-all book that would surely be social suicide for all swans involved. Not so fast, Capote. When word came out about his book, all the ladies were quick to say "boy, bye" - leaving Capote's reputation, elite status, and friendships in the dust.