Coney Island Circus Sideshow
Prove you're normal by placing yourself in contrast to this literal vaudeville, burlesque freak show. After watching the most sexually-liberated woman they've ever seen twirling nipple tassels, your date will start to see you as the Stepford wife they've always wanted (your Ativan and vodka problem looks like child's play next to contortion and snake charming). So, embrace conformity in reaction to the gaudy over the top show on the underbelly of the underbelly that is Coney Island. Alternatively, run away with the circus, irk love all together and embrace Water for Elephants.
[Photo via @coney.island.usa]
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