Uptown Vs. Downtown: Which New Yorker Are You?

Uptown: You only take yoga classes at Equinox, but perhaps you've joined Pure West or East if you're truly devoted to getting your namaste on. But places like Jivamukti and Yoga to the People almost make yoga seem....like an ancient spiritual practice? Hello? It's clearly a workout. But you don't want to go to Bikram because while you want to workout, you don't really want to sweat! Do you realize how bad that is for your image? You don't go to to SoulCycle because it's so loud and flamboyant, but you still own a pair of leggings from their store because your sorority sister from college dragged you there once. At the end of the day, your go-to is Equinox, where you just use the elliptical and calisthenics you somewhat remember from your field hockey practices at prep school.

Downtown: Never one for a static routine, you hit up at least two different workout venues a week. Maybe it's because you love getting your toned ass kicked or maybe you want to get your sweat on next to a Victoria's Secret Angel, but you love trying out en vogue workout classes at Gotham Gym and modelFIT. You have an Equinox membership, but you only go to scope out hotties and to take advantage of their Kiehl's products and to steal tampons. You claim you do yoga for the spiritual aspect, and since you have a few tiny tattoos, people believe you. But you're really at Y7 for the 'gram - and to spot Leonardo DiCaprio's latest GF.

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