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On the sidewalk when some kid is trying to sell you fruit snacks

Sidewalk

You try to believe that these obviously store bought snacks are homemade, and not from his kitchen cabinet, and that the profits will go to his Church's basketball team, rather than his father who is obviously standing directly across from the intended transaction, but, nonetheless, you're a cold-hearted satanist who avoids eye contact and claims to have no money. 

[Photo via @charlottemtyler_zyrahrose]

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