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In any sort of radius to a stranger in a fuzzy costume

Costume

The only thing creepier than a stained Elmo reaching out to you, blurring the lines between copping a feel and a picture, is when he takes his mascot head off to reveal that Elmo is really a sweaty middle-aged man wearing a shmedium "Make America Great Again" shirt. 

[Photo via @drbasakedaelgaz]

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