The Daily: "Who Invited Him?!"

The  Cobrasnake definitely memorialized some choice party people at Wednesday's DJ Duo: full body spandex, streamers, a little public makeout...then there's this guy. He is either a crasher of omg caliber or the smartest guy in the room. Everyone's heard of double-fisting, but quad fisting champ?  Sober, I'm tempted to wag a finger, roll my eyes. However, in these the-sky-is-falling times, is the quad master not expertly efficient? We all know there is nothing worse than waiting in line at the bar for refills which disappear all too quickly. I mean, you just want to keep the buzz going, right? You be the judge...