Cobrasnake recently made a pit stop in Paris for a show with his pal Steve Aoki where he captured this lovely Parisian fellow who seems to believe blue spandex leggings make him lap-dance-worthy. While his attempt to color coordinate and rock out with his baby pink Ray-Bans is appreciated, we cannot get over the sight of those spandex covered thighs. They are like the couple that you winch at all night but are secretly addicted to watching.
More photos from this spandex-loving event below...