How To Become A Social Media Influencer On A Budget

Is someone holding their baby in an unorthodox manner? Is their car seat facing a controversial direction? Did someone have the audacity to get plastic surgery to amend something they felt insecure about and didn't divulge to their followers about getting a little nip and tuck? Is someone texting potential employees on the weekend to check in? Is someone portraying their life as too perfect on social media to the point where it's worth calling them out and saying social media is bullshit even though you're striving to do the same thing? Consider yourself the hall monitor of Instagram and Twitter because people of the upper echelons of social media TRULY NEED TO HEAR YOUR CRITICISMS. And in turn, they will absolutely acquiesce to your criticisms even though you're not even their friend because that is absolutely how the real world works. Just kidding, you're actually being a little brat and it's actually pretty weird that you're paying that close attention to someone who isn't you or isn't a loved one to be this hypercritical. But at least you will get a bunch of likes out of it and probably some followers, and that's what truly matters, right? 

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