How To Become A Social Media Influencer On A Budget

Whether you're for Trump or against Trump, these people are the actual worst! Think about it: the right wing deplorables that are the first to comment on these tweets are the same ones who bitch about how protestors are just obnoxious, clamorous nuisances who aren't making a difference and need to get a hobby (or a job). And the left wingers who are the first to comment on these tweets are the ones who are acting like the world is going to end and we need to actively try to make a change in the world, yet they're on their phones waiting with bated breath for Trump to tweet. There was even this journalist who said Trump blocking her on Twitter "ruined her career!" No, she seriously said that. 

First of all, as someone who has written about Trump, I've gotten attacked by both sides of the political spectrum and I honestly can't imagine how lame you have to be if you choose to deal with these people on your own time. It's amusing to joke around when dealing with them and not take it that seriously. If you're taking it to heart, that's stupid. Second of all, half of my content is talking about how Jonathan Cheban is a terrible person and he blocked me on social media, and my job hasn't drastically changed or anything! You're a chick, you should have several different burner accounts on social media anyway! If you want legitimacy as a social media influencer or an esteemed journalist, being the first to comment on Trump's tweets is unfortunately a way you can get views these days. I honestly prefer the early 2000s when you leaked a sex tape to get famous. That's way less obnoxious and at least entertaining. 

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