Tom Colicchio really wanted to be a singer, covers Paul Simon. [Eater]
Soup Nazi ready to make you feel like an idiot again. [NYT]
No one can believe people still go to Marquee, not even owner of Marquee. [Twitter]
Is Megan Fox over? Did she ever really begin? [MTV]
Nostalgists rejoice: the subways are filthy again. [WSJ]
It's the first day of summer. Here's New York's guide to it. [NYM]
Meryl Streep admits all actors are hookers. [NYT]