Lindsay Lohan. Twitter. Sigh. [Post]
Mel Gibson, if you punch a lady in the face, don't tell her that she deserved it, because she's probably recording you. This goes for everyone else, too. [NYDN]
Buy a lighthouse! Impress your friends! [WSJ]
Tourists teach us how to stay cool. Like we need your advice, tourists. Stop photographing our full-face tattoos. [NYT]
So why did the Bull Moose Saloon abruptly go all anti-gay? [Voice]