Constantine Maroulis (Broadway "star" and briefly Tinsley Mortimer's "boyfriend") has impregnated a chorus girl coworker. High five for being . . . potent, Constantine. [HuffPo]
Hulu wants you to pay money. Bad Hulu. [NYDN]
Al Pacino's in "Merchant of Venice" at Shakespeare in the Park. It's free, and apparently better than his movie version. Let's all go heckle. [NYT]
Chinese propaganda infiltrating Times Square. [WSJ]
Vampires are chasing cars now. [Jezebel]