Al-Qaeda confirmed the killing of Osama bin Laden today and vowed revenge, promising that America's "happiness will turn to sadness." [AP]
A desperate dad slipped pot to his cancer-stricken son, and now credits the drug with the toddler's surprising recovery. [ABCNews]
Kate Middleton's 27-year-old sis, Pippa, now known as "Her Royal Hotness," has been snapped in a bra and skirt grind-dancing with a dorky-looking fellow in boxers. [NYP]
Oregon native Karen Butler woke up from dental surgery with an accent that's not from Oregon—or anywhere else in the world. [LAT]
Three of the four women taken into custody after the US raid on Osama bin Laden's hideout are Mrs. bin Ladens and all three widows are undergoing "firm but nonviolent" questioning. [ABCNews]