Criminal mastermind Ali Wise likely getting community service. Are there chain gangs in NYC? [CityFile]
Lit hopes to extinguish fiery neighbors. [Grieve]
Mayor Bloomberg's next stop: Nuyorican Poets Cafe. Snaps all around! [Gothamist]
Michael Alig plans post-slammer restaurant. Special K "cereal" to be daily special. [Grub]
Quadruplets to attend Yale, giving "one in four, maybe more" whole new meaning. [NYT]
Even in Riker's, Lil Wayne is causing trouble. [NYDN]