An 11-year-old Thai girl called "wolf child" by some of her cruel classmates has been named the world's hairiest girl by the Guinness Book of World Records. [Daily Mail]
New Hampshire lawmakers debated a bill last night that would classify airport security pat-downs and full-body scans performed "without probable cause" as sexual assault, and punish any TSA employees who conducted them. [Newser]
A pair of fetuses—one of them nine weeks old, the other 11 weeks—will “testify” today in a committee debate over an Ohio bill that would ban abortions if the fetus has a heartbeat. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
California police have removed Charlie Sheen's twin sons from his Los Angeles mansion. [NBC]
Julian Assange is blaming a "Jewish conspiracy" for his problems with the media. [Guardian]