Darth Vader wants Earth cash. Confidential to bank robbers: stop trying so hard. [NYDN]
Mario Batali being sued for stiffing Babbo waiters out of their tips. [Post]
#changehearttobuttsongs will never get old. Related: twitter makes us all think we're funnier than we are. [Voice]
Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church were no match for the Comic Con superheroes. Slideshow is epic. [ComicsAlliance, via Boing-Boing]
Rigging big man in 2008 crane collapse acquitted. [NYT]