No one actually gets charged with adultery anymore . . . unless they get it on in a public park in Batavia, New York. [NYDN]
What does Philadelphia have that we don't? Drunken toddler sports fans and the accompanying street cred. [WSJ]
Dinner reservations are going the way of the dinosaurs. [NYT]
Elton John sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding. Elton, we hardly knew you. [Village Voice]
Jimmy Fallon is falling in slo-mo; NBC is freaking out at hyperspeed. [Post]