The Emmys doesn't care if you blackmail David Letterman. [Post]
Oh, Politician Nicknames, you so crazy. [NYMag]
In case you didn't hear, BP put a cap on it. Everything's totally cool now, shhh. [CNN]
They convicted those meanies who were trying to blackmail Uncle Jesse. [NYDN]
Rhinebeck residents think Chelsea Clinton's wedding plans are a decoy. [WSJ]
Andrew Cuomo campaign is the family vacation from hell, complete with RV. [NYT]