Artist designs shoes that make everyone the same height. People still have to look down for Snooki. [Core77]
Obama's lousy March Madness bracket threatens to undermine healthcare victory. [Intel]
Rip Torn, America's crazy uncle, pleads not guilty to bank robbery. [1010]
Local teachers busted for sex scandal not involving underage students. [NYDN]
Famously civic-minded Amanda Lepore shows up for jury duty. [DailyMusto]
Kids prefer pizza and nuggets to Jamie Oliver's potatoes. Sky is blue, grass green. [AP]
Due to clueless Europeans (probably) Ace Hotel adds automatic tip even to cheap beer. [Eater]
A murder a week at fictitious Hudson University. And I'd still take it over NYU. [CityRoom]
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