Brett Favre really has a thing for masseuses. He reportedly sent another one dirty sexts. [Deadspin]
Craziest most nonsensical things you will hear today: After refusing to play a second encore, a band was shot by their fans. [NYDN] A guy in Connecticut stabbed four people because they made fun of his farts. One died. He just "wanted to teach people that they shouldn't trifle with him." [Gawker]
You'll have to find a new way to get your hands on original-recipe Four Loko. Craigslist is pulling ads nationwide for the caffeinated booze. [NYDN]
George Lucas, creator of "Star Wars," is pretty damn certain the Apocalypse is coming. According to Seth Rogen: "Lucas [talked] for... 25 minutes about how he thinks the world is gonna end in the year 2012, like, for real."[Starpulse]
The crazy Russian "Baby Yoga" lady, whose video of her flipping her an infant was so disturbing YouTube pulled it, is totally real. Take a look at an interview with her. [Dadwagon]