George Clooney says he's still dating Elisabetta Canalis, despite reports saying he broke up with her for partying too much. Back to the drawing board, everyone. [People]
Brandi Irwin is a woman who spends $47,000 a year on hair extensions. That's even gross to Ken Paves. [NYP]
Oprah's going to give a stern talking to John Edwards' stuffed animal enthusiast/baby mama, Rielle Hunter. This will be the best thing since James Frey. [NY Mag].
Not even a macrobiotic diet can stop Gwyneth Paltrow from hating people. [NY Mag]
Tiger Woods will tee off at 1:42 pm on Thursday in the Masters. And you'll be watching...don't even lie. [NY Daily News]