Color us surprised. Goldman Sachs holds substantial stake in an underage sex-trafficking website. [NYTimes]
Be prepared to never sleep again- the rapid decline of Lindsay Lohan's face. [Dlisted]
Bizarrely eloquent drunk guy belts out awe-inspiring rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." In the backseat of a cop car. [Deadspin]
Conan O'Brien is the new CEO of Mashable. And it only cost him $3,500. [Youtube]
Charlize Theron takes over Funny or Die for April Fools' Day and debuts phony sex-tape. Sorry, gents. [FunnyorDie]
If Snoop Dogg was white. [Buzzfeed]
20 tell-tale signs your late-night last resort may be turning into a (GASP) relationship. [HowAboutWe]