Helen Thomas, world's oldest journalist, "retires." [NYT]
East Village loses two bars. 971 other East Village bars remain open. [Grieve]
20-year old Post intern narcs on bars serving underage kids, sets self up for really rough senior year in college. [Eater]
Hottie banker refuses to shut up. [NYDN]
No one courts lame, feigned controversy like MTV awards shows. [Deadline]
Chuck Schumer, hipster senator, ensures hipster pool parties will see another summer. [NYT]