The "stoner" bike-push victim, Christopher Long, shares his Maryjane habit of "smokin' and ridin'" with the jury today (4/20 perfection). [Post]
Kal Penn, widely known as Kumar from White Castle, robbed at Gunpoint last night in D.C.. [TMZ]
"The Situation" is still "creepy, filthy, and weird," and continues to hook up with helpless Miami guidettes. [TMZ]
Adele Sammarco, the ex-NY1 reporter who claims she was sexually harassed at the news station, openly talked about her breasts to her co-workers (a GREAT way to receive POSITIVE attention). [Gothamist]
French President Nicolas Sarkozy commends Ralph Lauren for his philanthropic activities, and pins the Légion d’honneur medal to the designer's suit jacket. [NYT]
Artist Jayshells creates hil-arious subway etiquette posters, and plans to annoy MTA workers by posting them in subway cars. [Gothamist]