You can buy a $69 hot dog at Serendipity on the Upper East Side. Jokes write themselves...[Eater]
Can someone write a Complaint Box article about Complaint Box already? [NYT]
Workers sue Mario Batali over missing tips. Orange clogs don't grow on trees, kiddos. [NYDN]
Trippy, hush-hush Rubulad party in danger. [Gothamist]
Is Roosevelt Island really better than the 'burbs? If so, is that really such a great sales pitch? [WSJ]