File this under Ugh: Kristen Stewart joins cast of On the Road movie. [Deadline]
Shepard Fairey's Houston Street billboard declared illegal, giving artist street cred for first time in years. [NYP]
Across Houston, Pulino's gets rid of sidewalk tables. [Grieve]
Restaurant named after dead dog-loving villainheiress Leona Helmsley. Only the little people will pay sales tax. [NYT]
Prepare yourself for a summer of false alarms in Times Square. [1010]
Nigeria's new president is named Goodluck Jonathan. [NYT]