Larry King announces he'll be stepping down from his long-time CNN gig, wants Ryan Seacrest to replace him. Blarg. [EW]
Do you recognize the Catwoman burglar? Video! [Post]
Grow new teeth! [NYDN]
Alleged Russian spies are super suburban. It's like "The Sopranos," but with Communists. [NYT]
Nannies get new protection under state law. [WSJ]
Lindsay Lohan's plea deal is probably thanks to the cop mistaking the coke for a breath mint. [TMZ]