Bear hates fireworks. Bear spoils 4th of July. Things don't end well for bear. [WSJ]
MTA wants to pimp the bus. MTA, there is no possible way you will succeed at this, because you have the Midas touch, but with crap instead of gold. [NYMag]
Katy Perry made Russell Brand wait a few days for sex, and that solved all of their problems. [CNN]
LiLo and an Israeli lady soldier named Eilat Anschel may be gettin' down. If this is true, we will high five you, Lindsay. [NYDN]
Real estate gets sexier. Omg, how is that even possible? [NYT]
Ha! Russian spy was wanted to seduce Princes William and Harry. Wow. [Post]