Singer Alexis Houston, who maybe got it on with Matt Lauer, but then had a press conference to say that she never got it on with Matt Lauer, used to be a he. She's also not really Whitney Houston's cousin. [Post]
Manhattan singleton sues Amy Laurent International matchmaker because he's still a singleton. [NYDN]
Celebrity Rehab is trying to lure Laguna Beach star Jason Wahler. Good. No one treats Lauren Conrad that way unless he's way out of it. [TMZ]
Broadway Union Fight! As in American Guild of Musical Artists vs. Actors' Equity Association. [WSJ]
Building biology consultant will help you clean your apartment, survive chemical apocalypse. [NYT]