It was only a matter of time: Jersey Shore Halloween Costumes. Oh, and they're from Ed Hardy. Natch. [Gawker]
In today's Non-news item, Kim Kardashian and Cristiano Ronaldo are NOT dating. [Page Six]
Billy Joel has a new (younger, hotter) girlfriend. Good for the Piano Man! [Gatecrasher]
Ladies and Gentlemen (but mostly ladies): Meet DAN Gordon-Levitt. [Crushable]
Hmmmm...did Steven Slater START the now infamous JetBlue altercation himself? [WSJ]