Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt had a romantic date night at Monkey Bar. [Page Six]
Portia de Rossi confesses to Oprah that she was anorexic. Wow, that is really shocking, who would have thought given her skeletal frame? [NYDN]
Oh, by the way, Charlie Sheen is going to die this week. [NY Mag]
Snoop Dogg had the best costume ever this year. [Gawker]
Don't offer random people cocaine in bathrooms; they might be undercover cops, who will then shut down the entire venue. [Blackbook]