Shocker: Grade-school "Scarface" isn't real school play. [TMZ]
Sandra Bullock is divorcing Jesse James for real-for real. [Radar]
Mischa Barton throws up on everything she can. [Post]
Rufus and Lily from Gossip Girl might be polishing each others' diamonds. (That's a double entendre people use, right?) [Perez]
Luke Wilson sasses everyone on AT&T commercials, because he is still a serious actor. [Perez]
Ricky Martin comes out, everyone shrugs. [NYDN]