Sandra Bullock kissed Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Video Music Awards, and everyone was like, "Ahhh! One lady has never kissed another lady before!" [TMZ]
NJ terrorists talk like dim surfer kids. Which, we guess, means that dim surfer kids talk like terrorists. [NYDN]
Anthony Bourdain is still our favorite silver fox/food writer/sassbucket [Post]
For unions, inflatable rat is out, shrill sounds are in. [WSJ]
Bernie Madoff: Prison folk hero. [NYMag]