SNL has hired a new cast member, out lesbian comedian Kate McKinnon. [HuffPost]
Is Spring Break going to be like the best movie ever? When it goes straight to DVD? [PopSugar]
If you don't eat chocolate, you're more than likely going to die. [DailyBeast]
Who doesn't love a screaming child dressed as an overworked business woman? [Mashable]
Vegans are losing their mind over the fact that Starbucks' Strawberry Frappucinos have traces of crushed bugs. [Jezebel]
"Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle." - William Shakespeare [CollegeHumor]
Eggs soaked in the urine of virgin boys is ALL the rage in China. Of course. [Buzzfeed]
Have you joined Weight Watchers yet? Charles Barkley has. [Radar]