Parents who named son Adolf Hitler have been found unfit to raise a child. [Gawker]
Turtle says "wow" to sex. [Jezebel]
Emma Watson says goodbye to Hermione Granger with pixie haircut. [PopEater]
Mary-Kate Olsen confirms that it sucks to grow up rich. [NY Daily News]
Use farts to run car, reduce your carbon foot print. [NYMag]