That bad trip you once had is now a reality. It's The Hunger Games. With Beanie Babies. [Youtube]
Socialite Dara-Lynn Weiss, the one who put her 7-year-old on a strict diet and provided the harrowing tale to Vogue, has, of course, scored a book deal. [Gawker]
Sweet baby Jesus, there is now a fridge magnet that lets you order pizza at the touch of a button. [Mashable]
Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk was in a freak car accident on Friday. His car was destroyed, but Palahniuk is said to be fine and recovering. [MediaBistro]
A steakhouse in Georgia has dedicated a burger to the nightmare known as Chris Brown & Rihanna's relationship. The name of said sandwich? "Black and Bleu" ZING. [Nerve]
Speaking of less than stellar sandwiches, Downton Abbey has spawned yet another viral meme- "Downton Arby's," proving that everything is better with something that looks like a roast beef sandwich and curly fries. [HuffPost]
Never accept a friend request from a guy with a flip phone. Or someone named Princessfuego. [Buzzfeed]