How to get out of jury duty: obscene t-shirts [Post]
Yarmulkap: the vanguard of a new era in Judaism. [NYDN]
Former bankers: now winning naked bartending competitions. [Voice]
Jason Bateman: IPHONE LINE CUTTER [NYMag]
Queens: Now feeling the wrath of God. Slideshow! [WSJ]
Bedbug law: Enacted! [NYT]