What Obamacare means for you. [Newsweek]
And how to explain healthcare reform to/terrify your kids. [Wonkette]
New York is edgy again! Now, run. [CityRoom]
Buzz Aldrin joins Dancing with the Stars cast. [Insert moonwalk, "star" jokes here.] [1010]
Vampire Weekend: almost as big as Lady Gaga. [BrooklynVegan]
Banks are full of crap. Literally. [DescriptionWithoutPlace]
Arthouse vets John Malkovich and Frances McDormand to star in Transformers 3. That's Merchant Ivory, right? [Deadline]