Dina Lohan got in a throwdown at a Long Island Carvel ice cream shop. [Post]
Also in a throwdown: NY obstetricians and midwives. Like, those baby-pullers are gettin' sassy with each other fo sho. [Times]
This is really important: sea turtle videotapes itself swimming. [NYDN]
Fake ivy'll get you scolded/ostracized/snubbed in Greenwich Village. [WSJ]
SpagehttiOs recalled: finally a chance to say "uh-oh, spaghettiO!" and mean it! [Gawker]