Oh god, please don't let this be the new thing: creepy face distorting jewelry. [Refinery 29]
Madonna may be fierce, but accounts say she seemed like a pretty good mom at the unveiling of Material Girl. [Gatecrasher]
A little late in the season, but Soho is getting a hotel/rooftop pool. [Curbed]
Ha! A Rikers Island guard just won $54 million. Good for her! [NY Post]
What do Nate Berkus and Snooki have in common? Wallpaper.