Whitney Port has hired a publicist, but it's not Kelly Cutrone, so we don't care. [NY Mag]
Obama poster-god Shepard Fairey is taking over Houston Street mural wall. [Vanishing New York]
Tinsley Mortimer dating nightlife guy and possible reality plant Brian Mazza. [Post]
Ivanka Trump's stalker threatened to off himself in her boutique. [NYDN]
Buy your Manhattan apartment asap, because other people are buying them. [NY Times]
Sidewalk Catwalk mannequins on the move, bald and creepy. [Racked]