Future first daughters already being stalked by Miley and her friends at Disney [DailyIntel]
Like the rest of us, CNN is aware that there holograms sucked [Gawker]
Kabbalah water only. No tap. [MollyGood]
Sarah Silverman takes the stage with nothing off the table as usual [NYP]
Laura gets a book deal, Dubya gets a cookie [Huffington Post]