Ann Coulter's jaw literally wired shut: Happy Holidays! [NYPost]
First the teddy bear, now a sinister Karl Lagerfeld fingerpuppet [Jezebel]
UChicago profs set to nerdily, jewily debate latkes v. hamantash [Huff Post]
Bush pardons unrepentant bald-eagle killer [Gawker]
Donate to your local food pantry! They're getting screwed too [Curbed]