Cruise ship chased in "pirate-infested Gulf of Aden." OMFG. [NYDaily]
The French are coming! Carine Roitfeld to replace Wintour! [Gawker]
"Whopper Virgins": first the leering king mask, now this [Stereohyped]
Tanya Hollander is both madam and yogi [Huff Post]
Citrus-marinated seafood: J.C.'s favorite meal? [Eater]