Spoiled teenagers are the real victims of this recession [Gawker]
"Foot energy" the latest in confusing Japanese technology [HuffPost]
Ms. Lohan, do you swear to tell the whole truth? [Observer]
We just realized we have no one signifier for this giant signified! [NYTimes]
Graydon Carter hires people who "walk with purpose", hearts Pottery Barn [NYPost]
Just in time for the weekend, our overdue welcome to BoozyNY, via [NYMag]