Hey, would you like some of Scarlett Johansson's snot with her lipstick? [HuffingtonPost]
Mr. DC Reporter, don't bother, just stop. [Gawker]
Worse than straight up, no-date rejection [Dealbreaker]
Nolita spots updates [GrubStreet]
The shoe thrower guy- he's sorta sorry (?) [NYPost]