Real World Brooklyn does NOT keep it real [NYT]
Jon Stewart says "No, Murdoch, you are not pwerful or cool." [Huff Post]
We get it Brad, your girlfriend is not a homewrecker [NYP]
Freemans slips into something velvety [DBTH]
W starts packing his stuff to leave The White House but leaves a few things out of his suitcase [Gawker]