Phelps puts down his medals to puff-puff-pass [Gawker]
It's a toss up between Pepsi and Doritos [The Daily Beast]
Madonna bids farewell to Kabbalah and says hello to Jesus [Daily Mail]
Finally the commercials aren't the highlight of the game [NYMag]
Elton wants you to contribute to the cause with this sparkly number [Gizmodo]