A great New York voice is moving on, as Peter Kaplan leaves the Observer, though we may get to hear from him monthly instead [Gawker]
Mario, it can't be good when your "friend" Gwyneth thinks she should give you a free sports club membership to help you slim down (not one of those 1-week passes either) [NYP]
Lauren Conrad's fashion "hiatus" is over, and her casual clothing line will be available at... Kohl's [NYT]
Lindsay, isn't the paparazzi's love enough? Why go back to wasting away over Sam? Move on! [NYDN]
The Hamptons has its wine, and a couple of gins and vodkas, but you may soon also be able to get a Brooklyn whiskey (single malt?) [BrooklynPaper]